HOT IRON HOT TAKES #5: SMELTED OPINIONS FROM THE STEEL MILL RANT ROOM

Our honest, sometimes terrible post-game breakdowns win, lose, or draw.

  1. Not a Steeler until you beat the purple team.

  2. In-game sentiments from my twin:

    Aaron is playing like he knows what this game means.

    HE HIT THAT DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECKKKK

    Turn me up TWO-SIX

    What a race

  3. Aw, Lamar loves his cousin, gifting him a holiday interception. (Vote James Pierre for Pro Bowl honors.)

  4. Vote for Super Bowl Champion Kenny G., too.

  5. Mark Andrews is not clutch.

  6. I’m not sure, but it seems like the Ravens have the same organizational issues as we do, lol.

  7. Shut down a healthy Lamar Jackson for the umpteenth time. #SorryNotSorry

  8. Six MVP trophies between the number eights. I am curious what Aaron Rodgers has to say about numerology in sports.

  9. I agree that long-winded referee deliberations typically do not go in our favour, but those calls on Sunday (i.e., the throw-and-tip to himself Rodgers had in the pocket and Likely’s endzone incompletion) were correct. The ball was ripped from Rodgers’ old-ass hands as his old-ass knees braced the ground, meaning he was down and the play was dead. And to Baltimore dummies who forgot how to count, there are three steps to a completed catch, no matter where you are on the field. Way to not give up on the play, JPJ, that’s a proper pass breakup (PBU).

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