Hot Iron Hot Takes #3: Smelted Opinions from the Steel Mill Rant Room

Written By Poppy Baker

Our honest, sometimes terrible post-game breakdowns win, lose, or draw.

  1. I didn't watch the game, but we lost to a nail-painting fairy as my elementary school Phys. Ed. teacher would say.

  2. I didn't watch the game, but since when did TAKING THE POINTS ON FOURTH DOWN (WITH OUR ALL-PRO KICKER) become a bad thing?

  3. Tired of this bloviating defense.

  4. George Pickens achieved superstar status, writing in The Players’ Tribune alongside his editing mom, then posted a perfect nine catches on nine targets under the Sunday Night Football lights. (WE LET THE MOST VIRILE MAN IN PITTSBURGH WALK.)

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Hot Iron Hot Takes #2: Smelted opinions from the Steel Mill Rant Room